THE WEEK AHEAD

Monday 15th June

Executive Business:      Supply Resolution Main Estimates

                                    Budget (No.2)                                                               

Question Time:             OFMDFM / DARD

 

Tuesday 16th June

Executive Business:      Budget (No.2)                                                          

                                    Harbour, Landing & Light Dues                                         

                                    Occupational Pension Schemes                                   

Question Time:             DCAL

Motions:                       Increased Income for Ex-Servicemen

Adjournment:               Social Housing, Foyle

 

AND FINALLY….

Surprisingly, this week’s most insightful debate centred on the decline of the ‘humble bumble’ as Europe’s bee population nose-dives into the windscreen of modern farming.

Leaving aside the atrocious puns – the Deputy Speaker (David McClarty, UUP, East Londonderry) referenced the “Buzzness Committee” and Willie Clarke (Sinn Fein, South Down) was surprised to find himself supporting the “bee men” – the debate revealed that Lord Browne (DUP, East Belfast) is something of an expert on the sex life of bees (he’s a zoologist by trade) and offered a possible explanation for Jim Shannon’s (DUP, Strangford) penchant for shooting up the countryside.

It appears that Mr. Shannon spent his childhood holidays in Strabane and Clady.  No disrespect to the good folk of West Tyrone, but if I’d spent my holidays there with my close relatives, I’d probably have a developed a few pent up feelings too which firing off a double-barrelled shotgun would help….

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